Postcards from the thin line between love, hate and sanity.
In the early months of 2005, the Internet monster known as "Monstee" moved into a new cave to create a new blog site. Entering the cave, Monstee found that the former occupants had not cleaned out all their trash before they left. Most of the refuse was disposed of or eaten, but the monster did keep a very old dresser and wardrobe which dated back to the early disco era. While painting the wardrobe, a secrete compartment was discovered containing many reams and notebooks of assorted paperwork. Most of the documentation was illegible due to advance age, poor storage conditions, bad penmanship and exposure to monster saliva. The documents were given to the laboratories of Eden Ericson for reclamation and restoration. It is a slow process and contains many challenges. As each paper is reclaimed and deciphered, it will be posted here.
"It is our combined hope that when finished, we may all understand just what these papers represent and how they may better mankind," - Eden Ericson Jr. - Mad Scientist.
Dear Anderson,
Last time we met, you seemed very thoughtful. I didn't have the courage to do it then, so I'm doing it now.
Oh, by the way, YOU'RE AN INCONSIDERATE JERK AND I HATE YOU!
On your way next time you visit, get me some milk, butter, juice and ice cream. This time vanilla. GET VANILLA, YOU STUPID JERK! VANILLA!
sincerely,
Annabell.
P.S. Get a life, you jerk!
posted by Eden Ericson Jr. | 10:38 PM
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Dear Anderson,
In class today, I got everyone (even Mr. Winkle) to chant "Anderson Sucks, Anderson Sucks". Boy, was I proud. By the way Anderson, YOU SUCK, JERKHEAD! If you farted, it'ed stink till 1990. So, you want to get together tomorrow night? If so, please respond. If not, GO DOWN, SUCKY JERK, BECAUSE I HATE YOU!
From,
Annabell
P.S. Your farts stink, jerky jerk jerk who sucks.
posted by Eden Ericson Jr. | 10:36 PM
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Dear Annabell,
WHY MUST YOU GO ON WITH YOUR RANTING?!? WHY ME?!? YOU'RE LUCY AND I'M THE KID WHO LIKES BEETHOVEN!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST BREAK UP WITH ME?!? And yes, I'd love to see you tomorrow. I THINK YOU'RE WEIRD!
Signed,
Anderson.
posted by Eden Ericson Jr. | 10:34 PM
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Special Note on items released in lot dated March 18, 1972.
First item appears to be a receipt from "Burrito Barn" for the home delivery of 100 Bean Burritos with extra beans in bean sauce and a side order of beans, to be delivered to the home of Anderson Jerky Jerk Jerkhead. A note from the manager is attached apologizing for not being able to "smother the whole thing in the most Hotty Hot HOT sauce in the world". On back of the note is written, "Ha Ha! They put it on the side. I know you did this Annabell! I love beans! I going to love eating all of these and not giving you ANY! HA HA!"
The second item is stapled to the receipt and note. It is a hospital emergency room admittance form under the name of Anderson. Reason: abdominal distention.
Eden Ericson Jr. 3/15/05
posted by Eden Ericson Jr. | 10:32 PM
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Dear Anderson, aka person who takes two hours to crap,
YOUR SOOO STUUUPID! YOU SUCK AND YOUR A BIG FAT LIAR JERK!!! I HATE YOU, YOU JERK! I think I heard you in the boy's restroom today because I heard FAARRRTTTTT PLPLBHPLBHFFAAAAAAAAARRRTT as loud as an elephant. YOU SUCK, JERKY JERK JERK!!! I WISH YOU HAD A HEARTATTACK!!!!
From,
Annabell
posted by Eden Ericson Jr. | 10:30 PM
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