The Letters of Anderson & Annabell

Postcards from the thin line between love, hate and sanity.

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In the early months of 2005, the Internet monster known as "Monstee" moved into a new cave to create a new blog site. Entering the cave, Monstee found that the former occupants had not cleaned out all their trash before they left. Most of the refuse was disposed of or eaten, but the monster did keep a very old dresser and wardrobe which dated back to the early disco era. While painting the wardrobe, a secrete compartment was discovered containing many reams and notebooks of assorted paperwork. Most of the documentation was illegible due to advance age, poor storage conditions, bad penmanship and exposure to monster saliva. The documents were given to the laboratories of Eden Ericson for reclamation and restoration. It is a slow process and contains many challenges. As each paper is reclaimed and deciphered, it will be posted here.

"It is our combined hope that when finished, we may all understand just what these papers represent and how they may better mankind," - Eden Ericson Jr. - Mad Scientist.

Friday, April 22, 2005

March, 25 1972

Dear Anderson,

You suck. How many hours did you spend in the bathroom today? WAIT! LET ME GUESS! all day. HOORAY! I'm right! You're a jerk. By the way, today I was elected class queen in english, math, science, gym, art, music, geometry, chemistry, physics, astronomy, computers, child care and everything else. You suck. Go away. Forever. You're a jerk. You're a drunk jerk who sucks with loud stinky farts. I lost weight yesterday. I think I did because I wished it all on you. So there you jerk.

Sincerely,
Annabell

posted by Eden Ericson Jr. | 6:57 PM

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