The Letters of Anderson & Annabell

Postcards from the thin line between love, hate and sanity.

Monstee's Involvement

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In the early months of 2005, the Internet monster known as "Monstee" moved into a new cave to create a new blog site. Entering the cave, Monstee found that the former occupants had not cleaned out all their trash before they left. Most of the refuse was disposed of or eaten, but the monster did keep a very old dresser and wardrobe which dated back to the early disco era. While painting the wardrobe, a secrete compartment was discovered containing many reams and notebooks of assorted paperwork. Most of the documentation was illegible due to advance age, poor storage conditions, bad penmanship and exposure to monster saliva. The documents were given to the laboratories of Eden Ericson for reclamation and restoration. It is a slow process and contains many challenges. As each paper is reclaimed and deciphered, it will be posted here.

"It is our combined hope that when finished, we may all understand just what these papers represent and how they may better mankind," - Eden Ericson Jr. - Mad Scientist.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

E.E. Entry 03152005

Special Note on items released in lot dated March 18, 1972.

First item appears to be a receipt from "Burrito Barn" for the home delivery of 100 Bean Burritos with extra beans in bean sauce and a side order of beans, to be delivered to the home of Anderson Jerky Jerk Jerkhead. A note from the manager is attached apologizing for not being able to "smother the whole thing in the most Hotty Hot HOT sauce in the world". On back of the note is written, "Ha Ha! They put it on the side. I know you did this Annabell! I love beans! I going to love eating all of these and not giving you ANY! HA HA!"

The second item is stapled to the receipt and note. It is a hospital emergency room admittance form under the name of Anderson. Reason: abdominal distention.

Eden Ericson Jr. 3/15/05

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